October 2016:

What do baby ghosts drink?
Evaporated Milk.


November 2016:

What kind of music did the Pilgrims love?
Plymouth Rock.


December 2016:

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.


January 2017:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?


February 2017:

What did the vampire ask his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Do you vant to go out for a bite? πŸ’‹


March 2017:

What is green and lucky and stays out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture


April 2017:

If everyone in this great country had a rose automobile, we’d have a pink car nation.


May 2017:

What did the tree say in Spring?
What a re-leaf!


June 2017:

What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.


July 2017:

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Cracked me up.


August 2017:

How did the bread spend summer vacation?
Loafing around.