What do baby ghosts drink?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims love?
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
What did the vampire ask his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Do you vant to go out for a bite? 💋
What is green and lucky and stays out all night?
If everyone in this great country had a rose automobile, we’d have a pink car nation.
What did the tree say in Spring?
What a re-leaf!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Cracked me up.
How did the bread spend summer vacation?