October 2016:

What do baby ghosts drink?
Evaporated Milk.

 

November 2016:

What kind of music did the Pilgrims love?
Plymouth Rock.

 

December 2016:

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.

 

January 2017:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
2017.

 

February 2017:

What did the vampire ask his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Do you vant to go out for a bite? πŸ’‹

 

March 2017:

What is green and lucky and stays out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture

 

April 2017:

If everyone in this great country had a rose automobile, we’d have a pink car nation.

 

May 2017:

What did the tree say in Spring?
What a re-leaf!

 

June 2017:

What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.

 

July 2017:

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Cracked me up.

 

August 2017:

How did the bread spend summer vacation?
Loafing around.